e-mail

spam mail. all the more reason to not like al gore.

i love the subject lines of some of the emails i get - here's my 10 favorite from my hotmail account
(spam protection my butt)

10. Never Repay What YOU Owe Legally
- and folks wonder why the economy is slippin.
9. Official NASCAR® Members Club Gear not available...
- quite possible the best news i've recieved this week.
8. Winter Health: Slim down with African Plan
- african plan: the politically correct (or horribly wrong) way to say anorexia (sp?).
7. Gas ForaYear
- this from the national mexican restaurants association lottery
6. Exciting Careers: Travel Agent Positions
- i'd always imagined helping other people plan exotic vacations while i sit in front of a computer in a tiny office would be a bit more depressing than exciting.
5. Oprah sez 'Hoodia Diet Works'-
- Oprah knows diets.
4. Shed Pounds The Asian Way
- rice, water, and sleep deprivation.
3. Alan has been selected by LIBERTY UNION
- i'm finally not a slave anymore. yay.
2. Alan, SPECÌAL HOLÌDAY SALE [ends soon]
- as i recieved this on january 1st, i'm going to go ahead and assume the holiday sale is now over.
1. Online degree, no hassle!
- everytime i read that i see "online degree, you asshole."

fun. can't wait for tomorrow when i have more emails on how to 1NcRea5e My $iZe