the negociations have begun!!

so i've gotten masked tosser to the negociating table.
updates will continue as long as a bilateral process of diplomacy is taking place. i'm pleased at the steps taken so far, and look forward to continually working to resolve this issue.

i've apparently been tagged, so here goes. i've also gotten rid of some questions, added better ones.

least favorite race?
white people.

last meal?
i'm thinking if i'm sentenced to death i'd have one of every little debbie snack cake. fudge rounds, zebra cakes, nutter butters, the works.

last spending splurge?
bought 317 copies of kevin federline's new album in the hopes of winning a competition and spending the day with K-FED and britney. ROK.

last time you cried?
i was forced to fill out an internet survey with faggy questions, like when was the last time you cried.

last career? before this?
life-coach.

last website visited?
youtube. is there any other?

last person you spoke to?
my tunafish sandwich.

last song you listened to?
when the sun goes down; arctic monkeys.

last book you read?
state of fear; michael crichton. global warming my ass.
areas of my expertise; john hodgman. greatest book. ever

last TV show watched?
Scrubs. You just can't beat an evil doctor who also happens to be named "Dr. Cox"

preferred method of death?
for mine enemies, prostate exam gone wrong (applies to both sexes).
for me, sexed to death. duh.

favorite spice girl?
the colored one.

most hated spice girl?
the colored one.

person most needing a good talkin' too, followed by a foot up their rear
gandhi. pretentious jackass.

last word you said?
Porn.
(in my defense, the reason for that is because i was repeating a quote "if all the porn was taken off the internet, there'd only be one website left. and it'd be called BRING BACK THE PORN!!")

i tag staincastle.


rip my comment section apart, please.