what i got.

tuberculosis. the black lung. doc hollywood's charm. doc hollywood's mistress' sleep-inhibitor.
but please, don't feel bad for me. when i first received the news that i had the tuberculosis i was sad, one could say depressed even. however, things weren't all that bad. after few sleepless nights of coughing up plegm, one of my lungs, and both of my kidneys (dialysis rocks!), i've developed near-perfect abs. one could even say i have a six pack.
who says horrible plagues can't be slightly beneficial? vanity rules, EAT IT CDC!