posted by gnif @ 11:51 PM
Mine were made at a Rush concert.
Here's you another quote that might come in handy one day:"If you ain't ramroddin', then you're gettin' ramrodded".You know who said that? Oscar humpin' Wilde, that's who.
festus is a god.
A lot of your decisions are also made by being a total faggot and not finding the time to at least email your 'friends' and family once every month.Your mother has called like 20 times wanting to know if you're alive. I told her I have no clue b/c I'm not important enough to hear from you either.Soccer sucks, by the way.
Okay people, let's defile and undignify the comments section here. Let's try to get it up to fifty this time.
A lot of my life decisions were made while BLEEARRRGGHHH UGGH UGGH*dies*
Y'all want to know what I gots in muh wagon?A big ol' cock. That's what!
There once was a gangster named nifty,Who was anally raped by a gypsy.The mayor walked in,then said with a grin,"You'll remember that until you're fifty".
Art Tit Art Tit
suck suck suck my art hole
I'll rip out your entrails with my three razor-sharp talons, unless you stroke my feathers and long neck.SQUAWK OF DEATH SQUAWKS FOR THEE, NADBAG!
Everybody needs a little time away (I heard her say) from each other. After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you, I promise too.
Eat my cheesy pit-sweat.
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Mine were made at a Rush concert.
Here's you another quote that might come in handy one day:
"If you ain't ramroddin', then you're gettin' ramrodded".
You know who said that? Oscar humpin' Wilde, that's who.
festus is a god.
A lot of your decisions are also made by being a total faggot and not finding the time to at least email your 'friends' and family once every month.
Your mother has called like 20 times wanting to know if you're alive. I told her I have no clue b/c I'm not important enough to hear from you either.
Soccer sucks, by the way.
Okay people, let's defile and undignify the comments section here. Let's try to get it up to fifty this time.
A lot of my life decisions were made while BLEEARRRGGHHH UGGH UGGH
*dies*
Y'all want to know what I gots in muh wagon?
A big ol' cock. That's what!
There once was a gangster named nifty,
Who was anally raped by a gypsy.
The mayor walked in,
then said with a grin,
"You'll remember that until you're fifty".
Art Tit Art Tit
suck suck suck my art hole
I'll rip out your entrails with my three razor-sharp talons, unless you stroke my feathers and long neck.
SQUAWK OF DEATH SQUAWKS FOR THEE, NADBAG!
Everybody needs a little time away (I heard her say) from each other. After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you, I promise too.
Eat my cheesy pit-sweat.
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