happy days

i'm about as happy as a legless ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill.

Maiden Post

I've decided one of the things that I miss most about the states were failed marketing ideas. there's something about millions of dollars poored into a market research baby that flops that makes me grin. and not in a freaky way. a pleasant way.
I miss crystal pepsi. It looked like water, yet tasted like odd pepsi. How did that go wrong?
I miss gorditos. They were these delicious wraps of mexican goodness at taco bell. Fluffy outside - meat, cheese and iceberg insides.
Hmph.