moving, and funkiness

i have a new flat!
check it out...
http://www.geocities.com/bestinbudapest/Budapestbestapartment.html

while i'm moving, enjoy funkiness.

whoohoo!!

Liverpool 2 - 0 PSV Eindhoven!
the reds are at the top of the group, whoohoo!

And now some of last year's Champion's League glory. (Liverpool - AC Milan)
after scoring the 1st, 38th, and 44th minute, the reds were down 3-0 at the half to one of the best clubs in europe. walking off the field they could have not looked more defeated. when they came back on the pitch for the second half - a completely different team emerged. steven gerrard (team captain) scored a beautiful header, and within 6 minutes liverpool had struck back 2 more times, leveling the game. the game went to overtime, then penalties, and finally - well, watch.
greatest comeback in football history.

in other sports news, i'm actually going to get a chance to watch the egg bowl this year. i don't expect much, but i haven't gotten to watch in 4 years...so that'll be something to look forward to.
props to nads for such a wonderfully summary of what the game will probably be "

so, now, you fellas need to recognize that not everybody has these fancy video game gidets, doodads, and whatnots. so take 20 minutes out of your wonderfully cool lives of sitting on the couch, staring at a tv screen, and operating only the muscles in your hands, and write a little bit about something.

now for some randomness.
beer that's good: carlsberg, kilkenny, zipfer, krusovice cerny, öberdorfer. travel far and wide to drink these.
beer i miss: newcastle brown ale, negra modela, tecate, PBR (really), tab.

evidence of a jackass

favorite tv/movie music moment?
TV: scrubs s05e20 "my lunch" at the end when they play "how to save a life" by the fray. great moment. check out dailymotion.com, search for scrubs s05e20 to check it out.
FLICK: almost famous when the band breaks out singing "tiny dancer" by elton john. great scene.

what're ya'll favorite moments?

last night i lost 7 games to a french girl in table football. anything more pathetic than that?

a day of mourning.

is everyone content with their WRASTLER NAMES?

i was on TOP OF THE WORLD last night. had a great football (soccer) match in the evening, even pulled off a HAT TRICK. scored an AMAZING PENALTY GOAL, top left corner, which kept my evening and the following day brighter than the sun until...
i saw i GROSSLY OBESE LAD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME excitedly running (waddling) today, then holding his ear to the handrail on the escalator. i don't recall the last time a WAVE OF SADNESS hit me a hard as did the one when i saw that poor fella, nor am i sure why that upset me so.
and MORRISSEY ain't helping.

PLAYING WITH FIRE
Amazon.com - #3,463. 6,000 space jump. britney and kevin are getting divorced. possible link? i knew that dirty harlot did nothing but hurt his career.

growl growl, grunt grunt, and a new feature.

as screwed up as the lot of ya'll are, i'd think i'd get a couple insomnia induced updates or comments from time to time.

but no.

NEW FEATURE
so, around here we're going to be tracking the progress of KEVIN FEDERLINE'S monumental, ground-breaking album PLAYING WITH FIRE by continually reporting on how well it is selling.
If you have not yet procured yourself a copy, DO SO NOW.

Amazon.com - #9,135. Take that Whispering Sounds of the Alaskan Salmon!
We await K-FED'S steady climb up the list.

Wine tasting tonight. Snobbery will be afoot.

DAS EXAM. UND TOTENHOSEN

roughly translated: a quiz. and deadpants.
thanks to sev for inspiration

if you were a tv character, who would you be and why?
mary poppins.

if you had a pin-up of any celebrity, who'd be in your room?
rachel bilson. drool.

what was your last great moment of shame?
patting a fat woman's stomach congratulating her on the pregnancy, and subsequently being slapped. i swear i thought that could only possibly happen in movies.

if you could hit staincastle for one reason, what would it be?
stop wiping off the controller with your shirt.

describe a fight as you imagine it between nads and gimp
gimp hops in the mini-van. nads is too drunk to notice as gimp runs him over, then backs over him for good measure. this, of course, doesn't kill our irish hero. gimp, overcome with remorse, throws the limp body of nads into his mini-van and drives to the hospital (forrest general, not SCRMC). during the trip, nads dies. a careful autopsy reveals the cause of death to be 30 minutes of mexican music.

a frog and a dingo are stuck in the same room with a broom, a can of coke, and a porno mag. you're a general. command your frog to victory
alright soldier. use the greasy sting someone was unable to pull out of your butt and dangle it in front of the dingo. piss him off. when he eats you tell yourself you did the best you could. as you die, don't cry. no one likes a pansy.

you walk into your kitchen at 2:30 in the morning and a minority is standing there drinking your milk. what is the appropriate recourse?
offer him your wife. this way you can blame the clamydia you gave to her on him.

a doctor tells you he thinks you need a prostate exam. how hard should you hit him?
well, that depends entirely on his race.


enjoy. i tag staincastle, gimp, and nads.

who i hate

celebrities. really.
politcal correctness.
paris hilton. she gave my computer herpes.
hungarian realtors.
internet daters.
catepillars.
postal workers.
pediatrists.
chumbawumba.
underachievers. please try harder.
people who grew up in the computer age, went to a decent school, and still can't type.
phish fans. and widespread panic fans.
hotel doormen. you're their to open doors. don't act like i'm inconveniencing you.
all burger king employees. (my apologies to staincastle and gimp, your great franchise has really gone downhill, especially in europe).
the lady who makes coffee at my office. nothing personal, her coffee is just crap.
chelsea f.c.
youtubers who add 11 second videos of them screaming over a band playing a song whilst they furiously shake the camera, and then go to the trouble to explain the the video and sound quality are poor "but i think it's a cool video anyway." it's not, jackass. and you know why the quality is bad? because you're a moron who not only made a miserable video, but wasted two seconds of my life as i had to sift through it to find something worthwhile. if i had a time machine my first order of business would be to prevent the people responsible for your birth from ever meeting.
back to hotel doormen. if i pay $13 for a coffee you damn well better kiss my rear as i exit.
myself. for paying $13 for a hotel coffee (in my defense, there was jameson in it).
someone i like: gimp. once when we got in an argument he bought me a bottle of jameson to make ammend. really appreciated, and not forgotten dude.
back to the hate.
rush limbaugh. not cause he's a right wing hack, but because he said something bad about micheal j. fox (also someone i don't hate).
alex ferguson.
anyone who writes for the opinion section of the laurel leader call.
bryan adams. he's playing in budapest in coming months, and when i first say a flyer for the show i didn't see the b in his name. i nearly peed my pants with excitement over the coming ryan adams show. then i find out it's this crapbag instead, and i'm mad.
gypsy kids. just cause i have a football doesn't mean that i want to play with you. i don't. go away.
the cleaning lady. i don't want to talk to you. please stop showing me pictures of your children. i honestly couldn't care less. i couldn't. i've tried simply for spite's sake, but it's physically not possible for me to have any less care. now go the hell away.
goth kids.
vendors at the chinese market, along with whatever asian makes the knock-off football jerseys there. no workmanship whatsoever. take some pride in the job that provides you with almost $2 a day.
the guy behind me. could you punch the keys any harder? they're not your ex-wife.

that's sufficient for now.
who do you hate?