it's been a while since i been o'updatin.
i've decided to change things around a bit. no longer with the racist pseudo-intellectual quips - i'm changin' to a more positive message like.
reflectin' on me 'eritage (eh the'tosser i'believe)- i'm launchin'like u'tirty-tu part series which'll-be-kalt "the golten lasses o'de emrald isle"
we'll be fuckusin' ona particlar lass what hails from each county o'our great land.
en part one'o'our series we'll be payin' tribute to-a luvley lass from donegal county: kelly kavanaugh.
kelly's a'uh hearty lass o'sturdy stock. strong as an ox she is - and almost as smart. 'quipped wit'o fine senseote hooomor - she's bringin laffter and merriment into all doorway's she'kin squeeze trough (no'like those horrible gaulic lasses with deir eatin'o'te froglegs). she wurks in the blackstone's sausage factory as'uh pigcharmer. she's of the sign pieces - and if that means summot to'ya damned be yoo an'yeroushold yu'jayzus hatin' harlots!
so all, raise yur'pints ta'da mose beautiful lass in all of donegal county - kelly kavanaugh.
