updates

why is so stinking hard to update?
i have absolutely no motivation whatsoever to contribute anything to this site.

a co-worker of mine brought me some peter pan peanut butter from the states. i was most grateful. i'm almost out now, and i feel my gratitude waning.

so the spots.

i'm not sure why i opted to go for the trendy circles as my background. i think it's supposed to indicate my superior taste in design coupled with my ultra-german desire for orderliness.

and so, i'm supposobbly cool.

e-mail

spam mail. all the more reason to not like al gore.

i love the subject lines of some of the emails i get - here's my 10 favorite from my hotmail account
(spam protection my butt)

10. Never Repay What YOU Owe Legally
- and folks wonder why the economy is slippin.
9. Official NASCAR® Members Club Gear not available...
- quite possible the best news i've recieved this week.
8. Winter Health: Slim down with African Plan
- african plan: the politically correct (or horribly wrong) way to say anorexia (sp?).
7. Gas ForaYear
- this from the national mexican restaurants association lottery
6. Exciting Careers: Travel Agent Positions
- i'd always imagined helping other people plan exotic vacations while i sit in front of a computer in a tiny office would be a bit more depressing than exciting.
5. Oprah sez 'Hoodia Diet Works'-
- Oprah knows diets.
4. Shed Pounds The Asian Way
- rice, water, and sleep deprivation.
3. Alan has been selected by LIBERTY UNION
- i'm finally not a slave anymore. yay.
2. Alan, SPECÌAL HOLÌDAY SALE [ends soon]
- as i recieved this on january 1st, i'm going to go ahead and assume the holiday sale is now over.
1. Online degree, no hassle!
- everytime i read that i see "online degree, you asshole."

fun. can't wait for tomorrow when i have more emails on how to 1NcRea5e My $iZe

grab your ribs.

http://www.myspace.com/
funniest stinkin' site on the internet. look for accounts from people from where you grew up - you'll be horrified to the point of laughter at who else comes from your birthplace.

and we am back

so it's a new year. i remember being in elementary school and getting annoyed every year at having to get used to writing a new year on every paper that i would turn into the teacher (and by turn into, i literally mean just so. i could morph my papers into teachers, though i've since lost the ability).

i went snowboarding in slovakia over the holidays - a brilliant trip. here are PHOTOS . imagine snow six feet deep on the side of the road and over 20 feet deep on the mountain...i've never even imagined snow like that. on the mountain range we were on, there was one particular mountain that sloped into slovakia on one side and poland on the other...now i can technically say i've snowboared in 3 countries..

i've neglected putting up pictures of my vacation on the cote d'azure until now, but here are the PHOTOS if you're interested.

i also hear kids getting pushed around back in the heartland....good buddy if you need me to put a chalupa sign on someone's car and pee in their bushes, by god i'll fly home and take care of that for you. after all, you once shared your becks with me straight out of the freezer at your parent's home. gifts of kindness like that ain't soon forgotten.

how many times do i need to click on a banner at your website before you can buy him a happy meal on behalf of me?