halloween!

what ya'll dressing up as?
if you could be any ethnicity, what would you be, and why?

i've decided to dress as a melange of mynadsache, staincastle, and gimp. i'll be growing my hair out all shaggy like and wearing columbia jackets with clark wallabees so i can look like every other student on the ole miss campus in tribute to nads.
i'll also be wearing a wu-tang doo-rag along with camo pants, with "brown pride" written across the back of them, and a union jack wristband in honor of gimp and his many phases.

unfortunately, no one will see my great outfit, as the staincastle part of it will require me sitting in my room all day reading some crap about pots controlling the universe, studying chess, cutting myself, and flipping through the kiddie section of the jcpenny catalog.

p.s. thanks to nads for bringing out the worst in me.

asian explosion

i saw a fat chinese guy wearing an argyle sweater today. cracked me up.

smurf-tastic

so, budapest has gotten a little odd.

we've been having our fair share of riots, as you do.

anyhow, things got a bit rowdy the other evening on October 23rd, which is the 50th anniversary of the hungarian revolution against the russians in, guess what year? 1956! aren't you a quick one?

budapestians decided to riot, and the cops struck back in an ingenius way (there was still the indiscriminate beatings, but they added a little pinache, if you will).
at the scene of the big protests, they started spraying everyone with water that had blue paint in it. bad day to wear suede to say the least.
anyhow, after turning everyone into smurfs, the entire police squad went around arresting anyone who was blue. it was smurf-racism at the highest levels of the government.

and folks thought that u.s. politics were screwed up. at least bush isn't smurfing ya'll.

P.S. i ain't playing tag unless ya'll can come up with some decent questions. my last birthday? cause, that's a really interesting question, i'm sure people care.
you guys are better than this lame little test. i expect a much more.

you all can hop on it. you know what i'm talking about.

so, i've been busy. sue me.
this is my first time online in a week, apologies for not updating and for seemingly abandoning the negociating process.

back in 4 hours, with more of an update.
i'm buying a football jersey today - if you were me, which one would you get?
liverpool - peter crouch, steven gerrard?
manchester united - wayne rooney, roy keane?
england - gerrard?
france - zidane?
ireland - roy keane?
deutschland - kraut klose?

the negociations have begun!!

so i've gotten masked tosser to the negociating table.
updates will continue as long as a bilateral process of diplomacy is taking place. i'm pleased at the steps taken so far, and look forward to continually working to resolve this issue.

i've apparently been tagged, so here goes. i've also gotten rid of some questions, added better ones.

least favorite race?
white people.

last meal?
i'm thinking if i'm sentenced to death i'd have one of every little debbie snack cake. fudge rounds, zebra cakes, nutter butters, the works.

last spending splurge?
bought 317 copies of kevin federline's new album in the hopes of winning a competition and spending the day with K-FED and britney. ROK.

last time you cried?
i was forced to fill out an internet survey with faggy questions, like when was the last time you cried.

last career? before this?
life-coach.

last website visited?
youtube. is there any other?

last person you spoke to?
my tunafish sandwich.

last song you listened to?
when the sun goes down; arctic monkeys.

last book you read?
state of fear; michael crichton. global warming my ass.
areas of my expertise; john hodgman. greatest book. ever

last TV show watched?
Scrubs. You just can't beat an evil doctor who also happens to be named "Dr. Cox"

preferred method of death?
for mine enemies, prostate exam gone wrong (applies to both sexes).
for me, sexed to death. duh.

favorite spice girl?
the colored one.

most hated spice girl?
the colored one.

person most needing a good talkin' too, followed by a foot up their rear
gandhi. pretentious jackass.

last word you said?
Porn.
(in my defense, the reason for that is because i was repeating a quote "if all the porn was taken off the internet, there'd only be one website left. and it'd be called BRING BACK THE PORN!!")

i tag staincastle.


rip my comment section apart, please.